Staff only.
You found the door to the webmaster. Nobody gets in on vibes: solve one puzzle, no LARPing.
That page isn’t here
The link may be old: several pages moved when the site was rebuilt. Try a search, or start from one of these.
…jk.
Holy mog.
Here I am. Valerio Costa: webmaster, Head of the Blog Division 2025–26, and the reason this site no longer looks like a 2014 WordPress theme. Built the whole thing by hand while everyone else was LARPing as busy.
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The coronation. Degree secured, laurel on, entire piazza mogged. -
Government-issued mog. Shot for a US ID. The embassy has not recovered. -
Caught mid-sentence, mid-drink, zero warm-up. Still mogging. -
The LinkedIn mog. Recruiters, you know what to do.
The receipts
- Deleted Elementor. No page builder, no LARP, just hand-written PHP. Holy.
- Found a 428 MB site backup sitting public on the server. Nuked it on sight.
- Sorted 64 blog posts into categories by hand. Grindset.
- Zero serious accessibility issues on every page. Accessibility-maxxed.
- Hid this page from Google. You’re welcome, recruiters. Mostly.